Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Why the President of KBR Needs to be Severely Beaten With a Shovel

After a number of its female employees in Iraq used cell phones to report being raped, KBR solved that problem by banning cell phones.

If you are a woman and you are contemplating going to Iraq, whether in uniform or not, you should be aware that your chances of being raped are greater than your chances of being killed by the insurgents. In other words: You are at greater risk from your own side.
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Anonymous said...

A shovel? Oh, wait, it is the 21st century....maybe a STEAM shovel! Honestly, I about puke with how many replies I get to rants about KBR telling me to stop 'dissing' such patriots. Patriots my ass.

8/05/2008 11:19 PM

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