Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Why the President of KBR Needs to be Severely Beaten With a Shovel

After a number of its female employees in Iraq used cell phones to report being raped, KBR solved that problem by banning cell phones.

If you are a woman and you are contemplating going to Iraq, whether in uniform or not, you should be aware that your chances of being raped are greater than your chances of being killed by the insurgents. In other words: You are at greater risk from your own side.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A shovel? Oh, wait, it is the 21st century....maybe a STEAM shovel! Honestly, I about puke with how many replies I get to rants about KBR telling me to stop 'dissing' such patriots. Patriots my ass.