Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Oh, Gee. Who Would Have Thought That?

The judges in American Idol aren't judging them based on what you see.

The Chorus of Imbeciles and Talking Heads (which is arguably redundant) will be outraged.

Get a clue, people: American Idol is, above all, entertainment. It has all of the meaning and importance of Star Search. If we were truly looking for an "American Idol," the show would end with a human sacrifice of the winners to the God of High Ratings.
Posted by on or about 07:02

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Aw, jeez. Next thing, you're gonna tell me Charles van Doren got answers ahead of time.

5/01/2008 7:35 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Charles van Doren got answers ahead of time.

HAR!

5/01/2008 8:09 PM

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