Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Love of Science Leads You to Killing People

That seems to be the idea of Ben Stein, economist and creationist crackpot.

Last time I checked, men were killing each other for a very long time before the concept of science existed. The French bishop who said "kill them all, God will know his own" wasn't a scientist. The kings and cardinals who sent waves of Crusaders to invade the Middle East weren't scientists. The Conquistadors weren't scientists. Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun weren't scientists.

Adolph Hitler wasn't a scientist, Ben. Neither were Reinhart Heydrich or Adolph Eichmann (who was a high school dropout). Saddam Hussein was not a scientist. Osama bin Ladin is not a scientist.

For that matter, neither George Bush nor Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld or Condoleezza Rice are scientists.

Ben Stein, here's your sign:

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