Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 2, 2008

Love of Science Leads You to Killing People

That seems to be the idea of Ben Stein, economist and creationist crackpot.

Last time I checked, men were killing each other for a very long time before the concept of science existed. The French bishop who said "kill them all, God will know his own" wasn't a scientist. The kings and cardinals who sent waves of Crusaders to invade the Middle East weren't scientists. The Conquistadors weren't scientists. Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun weren't scientists.

Adolph Hitler wasn't a scientist, Ben. Neither were Reinhart Heydrich or Adolph Eichmann (who was a high school dropout). Saddam Hussein was not a scientist. Osama bin Ladin is not a scientist.

For that matter, neither George Bush nor Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld or Condoleezza Rice are scientists.

Ben Stein, here's your sign:

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