Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Sink Cat

humorous pictures

My black cat, George, would do just that if the bathroom sink was larger. I had an apartment before that had a larger sink and it was very common to find George curled up in it and sound asleep.

When he was rescued, he was maybe a week old and weighed all of 4 ounces. He had an open cut in one flank and it was infested with maggots. So he spent a lot of time in the bathroom sink, getting the wound rinsed out with water and hydrogen peroxide.

He turns 12 this year.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love this! Poor baby, though, when he was little.

Comrade Misfit said...

He had a tough time, no doubt. He's my first cat, he has a real bent shitcan attitude, he'll poop on the floor if anything displeases him and I love him.

Distributorcap said...

but george loves you

Comrade Misfit said...

He does indeed. When he feels like it. Sometimes he demands attention, sometimes I'll pet him and it takes a minute for him to decide to purr.