Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 2, 2008

Sink Cat

humorous pictures

My black cat, George, would do just that if the bathroom sink was larger. I had an apartment before that had a larger sink and it was very common to find George curled up in it and sound asleep.

When he was rescued, he was maybe a week old and weighed all of 4 ounces. He had an open cut in one flank and it was infested with maggots. So he spent a lot of time in the bathroom sink, getting the wound rinsed out with water and hydrogen peroxide.

He turns 12 this year.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love this! Poor baby, though, when he was little.

Comrade Misfit said...

He had a tough time, no doubt. He's my first cat, he has a real bent shitcan attitude, he'll poop on the floor if anything displeases him and I love him.

Distributorcap said...

but george loves you

Comrade Misfit said...

He does indeed. When he feels like it. Sometimes he demands attention, sometimes I'll pet him and it takes a minute for him to decide to purr.