Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Heifer Parade

Other than the fact that there should be copious amounts of cow shit, the Heifer Parade has nothing to do with politics.

The parade is on Saturday, June 7th, in Brattleboro, Vermont. There are festivities planned for the entire weekend.
Posted by on or about 20:21

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Is this anything like the Running of the Bulls in Cicely, AK?

5/04/2008 9:21 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No, this is real.

5/04/2008 10:15 PM

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