Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Feel Free to Blame This Guy

Marko the Munchkin Wrangler. For he told his readers about the Atomic Nerds and now I am telling you. Much of what they write is not keyboard-safe and if your boss is not amused by your laughing at your desk, you might want to not read them at work.

The Boy Scout Casino. Remote Control.

And they also reposted this classic:


So if you get shitcanned from your job for wasting your slavemaster's time on their site, don't come crying about it to me.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Funny shit.
Brought back the horrors of Boy Scout camp all too vividly.