Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 31, 2010

Here's Hoping for a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous 2011!

But two outta three might be as good as it gets.

I'm just hoping for a break in the cycle of "this year is worse than last year and next year promises to be even worse than this year."

But I'm finding it hard to summon the optimism.

Still, I hope it's a good year for the regular readers here at Misfit Central.

5 comments:

One Fly said...

Same back and may you find a job sooner than later.

Eck! said...

Hang in there.

Have a safe and happy New Year.

Eck!

Anonymous said...

Jesus! How can it be worse. We're coming out of the worst decade in this countries history. 11 is a good start up day to prosperity. Go for it and yay, Happy New Year!

montag said...

A Happy New Year to you Ms. Fit!

squatlo said...

We're above ground, smiling at one another, and have the choice to enjoy our lives or make everyone else as miserable as we... so I vote we smile more, bark less!

I've enjoyed finding your site, EBMF, hope you keep pounding away!