Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 26, 2010

And So, It Begins

This is the start of what is supposed to be between 12 and 20 inches of snow by tomorrow night.


This is going to do a number on the after-Christmas sales.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

In Massachusetts, it was supposed to be 18 inches. I can't count them here, because the wind has been ferocious. Some of the worst I've ever seen.

Probably 6", though. Probably not twice that. Part of the driveway had a foot, part was bare. There are large drifts here and there in the yard.

While shoveling, I had to stop and stare at the trees. The roaring of the wind through them was something I'd never heard before.

montag said...

Comrade don't you wish you had done what Gov. Fat & Stupid of NJ did? When told of the approaching storm he jumped on the next plane to Disney World and let someone else deal with it. Shades of "Bahama John" Lindsay.