Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 23, 2010

HP-- Engineered By Imbeciles

These are the ends of power adapters for HP laptops:


The one on the right is a fairly standard plug with negative DC current on the outside and the positive on the inside.

The one of the left is not like that. The shiny barrel that you see, outside and inside, is the negative current side. Positive current is supplied by a very thin copper wire on the inside, which looks like the inside of a cable TV coax line, only thinner.

Here is what is stupid about it: The little wire tends to break when it is plugged in a lot. That's not a problem with CATV coax, for users tend to set them up once and leave them plugged in. But for a freaking laptop, that adapter might be plugged in and unplugged a few times a day. Which means that, sooner or later, the stupid little wire in there is going to get bent. And then it breaks.

Which is probably why the nearest Best Buy store had about two dozen replacement adapters in stock.

Nice going, HP. Here's a fucking clue for you: My next laptop is going to be a Lenovo, you asswipes.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

I blame the industry for those completely stupid connectors. The larger ones are less fragile but in the end they are not self locking adn there are a million flavors due to different
IDs, ODs and lengths ignoring the polarity problem they invoke.

Eck!

Cirze said...

So true.

I've been selling Lenovos as the computer of choice for years now.

Since they bought the business from IBM.

S

Comrade Misfit said...

Suzan, I had an IBM and the backlight died. Fortunately, I had bought the extended warranty...

Nangleator said...

God damn. Those needles down the middle... it's like HP declared open war on their customers.