Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Fair Warning: If You Get into an Accident in New York City...

... the Fire Department will send you a bill.

Don't call them, then. And if they show up anyway, argue "no privity of contract" and see what they do.
Posted by on or about 20:12
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2 comments:

The New York Crank said...

The rich mayor of New York is not only charging people to get rescued by the fire department. One of his departments is also doing an "experiment" to see if people pulled from public assistance will end up homeless.

A human experiment worthy of Dr. Mengele. Eh, Mayor Bloomberg?

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

12/09/2010 8:55 PM
Nangleator said...

See, I think fire departments that pull that shit should, upon billing their customers, reimburse those customers for every penny of tax money ever paid into their local government. They have declared they are not a public service, but a business.

If we let this continue, only the plutocrats will be able to afford to dial 911, and the rest of us will be sued after every shanty-town-wide firestorm. For negligence.

12/09/2010 11:08 PM

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