Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 18, 2010

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I thought of lots of things. The glare of the red neon sign spread farther and farther across the ceiling. I sat up on the bed and put my feet on the floor and rubbed the back of my neck.

I got up on my feet and went over to the bowl in the corner and threw cold water on my face. After a little while I felt a little better, but only a little. I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. I put them on and went out of the room.
Raymond Chandler, Farewell My Lovely, Chapter 34.

4 comments:

Sarah said...

Gritty. But "bowel" is a little distracting. Ew...

Comrade Misfit said...

"bowel"

ARRRGGGHHH!

I fixed it. Thanks.

BadTux said...

Anybody who wants to write a hard-boiled detective story should study Chandler *hard*. My favorite is The Big Sleep, which works both as social commentary and as a detective story. Maybe his first novel, but Chandler had a lot of writing experience by that time writing shorter stories, and it shows.

Comrade Misfit said...

Badtux, I have a book that has four of Chandler's novels in it (Big Sleep, High Window, Long Goodbye, lady in the Laks), as well as a compendium of Dashiell Hammett's five novels.

My dad was a fan of Ross MacDonald, John D. MacDonald and Mickey Spillane. He also had a couple of the Chandler novels. S I grew up reading the hard-boiled detective novels and when I was older and first read one of English "cozy" detective novels, I thought it was a pretty weak brew.

Having said that, I've read the Maise Dobbs series written by Jacqueline Winspear and I've enjoyed them.