Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 13, 2010

Ah, the Joys of Being Jewish

You don't have to worry about this stuff:



On the other hand, you do get to worry about a cat setting its fur on fire from investigating the menorah a little too closely.
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6 comments:

BadTux said...

Cat caught its fur on fire?! R U serious?!

12/13/2010 7:18 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No, that's why I worry about it. I've caught George investigating the menorah a little to closely for my comfort in earlier years.

12/13/2010 7:33 PM
BadTux said...

The thing to watch is the tail. My guys are always dragging their tail through their water, then getting upset because their tail is wet. Yeah, geniuses they ain't :).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

12/13/2010 7:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

That's the main reason I went from using candles for emergency lighting to using a kerosene hurricane lamp.

12/13/2010 7:47 PM
BadTux said...

Yeah, a cat streaking through the house with its tail on fire could be a bit... annoying. :)

My emergency lighting nowdays is LED lanterns or flashlights. Don't have to worry about them catching a cat on fire or the cat knocking it over and catching the house on fire. I still do have two kerosene lanterns on my fireplace mantel, and a quart bottle of lamp oil for them, but haven't needed them anytime recent.

12/13/2010 7:52 PM
Eck! said...

Oh noo..

Visualize tree, cat gravity converging.


Eck!

12/14/2010 7:34 AM

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