Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

When an Insurance Company Sues a Bankster, Who Am I Supposed to Root For?

Tough call.
Allstate Corp. sued Bank of America Corp. and its Countrywide mortgage unit over $700 million in residential mortgage-backed securities the insurer purchased, claiming Countrywide misrepresented the investments.

“The defendants knew the loans offloaded onto Allstate were a toxic mix of loans given to borrowers that could not afford the properties, and thus were highly likely to default,” Allstate said in a complaint filed in federal court in Manhattan yesterday.
Allstate has a rep of being one of the worst major insurance companies in the business when it comes to paying out to its policyholders.* So, in a way, I can only hope that both sides lose.

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* USAA is probably the best. But you have to have had some connection to the military or a USAA member in order to get vehicle insurance from them.

5 comments:

Nangleator said...

Let's just hope they all get eaten by fire ants.

I'm optimistic! It's science: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/12/conservatives-fear-center-brain/

bearsense said...

I thought the Prime Directive of the insurance "industry" was "Pay No Claim"...... of course maybe they'll offer one of Monty Python's naked ladfies.

montag said...

FWIW 40 years ago when I was new to driving and car ownership my father told me the same thing about Allstate from his experience as an attorney representing the customers.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Cujo359 said...

I suppose I'm rooting for Allstate here, although my heart sure isn't in it. This sort of fraud was so common that it's hard to imagine why people aren't already in jail over it. Seems like they got around the usual legalities based on these things being "derivatives".

Whatever happens, though, I'm not going to be happy for the winner.

Ruckus said...

You're in good hands with Allstate. Of course they have their middle fingers in your orifice all the while.