Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809
1 comment:
Sounds like their cops are taking lessons from Nobby Nobbs of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, who is always careful, when a cry of a crime in progress is raised, to arrive too late to be in any actual physical danger. Clearly terrorizing 12 year olds would be right up Nobby's alley -- 12 year olds are no physical threat, so it would allow him to avoid doing his *real* job. Congratulations, British nobbers, on a fine job of turning yourself into a parody of a parody!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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