Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Brave, Brave, Brave Governor Christie

When a blizzard was on the way,
Governor Christie bravely ran away.
Snow was mounding over his head,
Governor Christie turned and fled.
He boarded a plane,
He left his house,
He's down in Orlando,
With Mickey Mouse.
Brave, brave, brave Governor Christie.
I don't understand why New Jersey has a lieutenant governor if both the governor and lieutenant governor are both absent from the state at the same time. It certainly allowed the president of the state senate, a democrat, to look pretty good in comparison.

Across the river in New York City, it's no shock that the streets where powerful politicians and the rich folk live were plowed first.

1 comment:

Old Sarge said...

The Lt. Governor's position was created here in NJ to take over if the Governor is unable to fulfill his duties long term. Prior to this, the State Senate Pres. would have been running the state until a special election could have been held, which would take months.

One of them should have been present though, we knew this storm was coming for a week.