Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Thursday, December 9, 2010

NAVY = Never Again Volunteer Yourself

The next time that there is a major disaster in your city or town, walk away. Do not risk your health or well-being to respond.

For if you do, it will be "shame on you for ruining your health." The government will not have your back. The Confederate party will see to that.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Yeah, I kinda think that when a government organization calls on fire departments, in an emergency, it's probably a good idea for them to call back and demand signatures on contracts.

Don't lift an axe or a hose until the ink is dry.

This is the society we've made for ourselves. We can't expect anything better.

tom said...

Ah Yes the confederate party, the folk who tried to KILL this country, who failed, and who are trying again. What part of E. Pluribus Unum do they not understand?
Answer ALL OF IT
Besides they will tell you it's foreign sounding...
The artificial rugged individualist who never REALLY existed
There is NO jump the shark place for these bastards NONE