A Message of Holiday Cheer to Every Corporate Officer Who Sought to "Maximize Corporate Profits" (and Get a Larger Bonus) By Sending American Jobs Offshore

Ref A applies to you, as well.

And may rats gnaw at your livers in the process.

May there be an eternal line of former employees, whose jobs you offshored, at your grave, waiting their turn to urinate upon your rotting corpse.

Happy holidays, you scum-sucking weasels (with my apologies to both weasels and pond scum).