Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Thursday, December 9, 2010

A Modern-Day Sisyphus

If you aspire to be a modern-day Sisyphus (doing a job that is difficult, potentially dangerous and ultimately futile), then do I have a job lead for you:

Counter-Narcotics Advisor in Afghanistan.
Posted by on or about 17:23

5 comments:

BadTux said...

Is that a job similar to "bilge bailer for the Titanic"? ROFL!

12/09/2010 5:35 PM
lisahgolden said...

I cannot even imagine the futility of it.

12/09/2010 6:31 PM
nunya said...

roflmao

12/09/2010 6:55 PM
montag said...

If they pay enough to cover the kickbacks and baksheesh it could be a very comfortable position.

12/09/2010 7:25 PM
Nangleator said...

In order to stay alive, first day on the job you announce over megaphone, in every available language, "I TAKE BRIBES!"

12/09/2010 11:10 PM

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