Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Hey, It's the Frakking Second Decade of the 21st Century, Dammit!

Where are the orbital hotels? Where are the lunar vacation resorts?

All we have is this Internet thingie and frankly, the rest of it is shaping up to be fairly dystopian, if one were to look at today from 1960. More TV channels, safer cars, but no hypersonic transports? We're still in the Jet Age, fer chrissakes!

Well, it's probably a good thing that there was no way in 1960 to see forward fifty years. If they could have, between the collapse of the USSR and the rise of dunderheaded politicians in this country like Chimpy and Caribou Barbie, Eisenhower and Khrushchev might have concluded that maybe a nuclear war was the least bad option.
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