Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 26, 2010

Why Folks Think That "State Official" is Another Way of Saying "As Dumb As a Bag of Hammers"

[Norfolk District Attorney William R.] Keating said that he believed serious mistakes were made in the initial investigation of Seth Bishop’s death, and that he could not help but wonder whether the deaths in Alabama could have been prevented if the original investigation had been more thorough.
No fucking shit. If they had done a better job of investigating the `86 shooting, it is pretty damn nuts certain that the shootings in Alabama would not have occurred. It's pretty hard to shoot someone in Alabama from a cell inside MCI Framingham. Even if she had done a short stretch, it's highly unlikely that she would have been hired to teach as a professor in any university with a homicide conviction.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Yet another example of spewing whatever bullshit will get those pesky press people off his lawn.

As I've pointed out, it's not just government officials doing this. It's everybody. It's the only way to deal with today's retarded press -- baffle'em with bullshit, or just state the obvious. Just look at some of the early statements from Toyota officials before they got their asses handled to them. Same deal -- they couldn't shout "get off my lawn!" and shoot the stupid-ass press bastards, so they just spewed a buncha bullshit, the press bastards were too stupid to know it was a buncha bullshit (and probably didn't care, they get paid the same either way after all), and the press bastards dutifully did their stenography act and printed the bullshit in the papers or "reported" it on the air.

I don't know how much you've dealt with the press, but my dealings with the press have been quite uninspiring. Bah humbug! Get off my grass, you press whippersnappers!

- Badtux the Cranky Penguin