Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 22, 2010

We Don't Need This Kind of Hero

The daughter of a man who crashed his small plane into a building housing offices of the Internal Revenue Service called her father a hero for his anti-government views but said his actions, which killed an IRS employee, were "inappropriate."
Don't forget that the Austin Asswipe also burnt his own house down, instantly rendering his wife and young daughter homeless and without any prospect of getting a new one, since insurance companies don't pay off for arson.

If Asswipe wanted to make a public statement as he departed this world, self-immolation is a traditional way to do it. Killing people is very rarely an act of heroism, especially when the victims have no warning nor any way to fight back. As much as most people don't exactly love tax collectors, they are not on the same plane as SS/Gestapo men or concentration camp guards.

This kind of hero we don't need.

UPDATE: Rep. Steven King (Terrorist, Iowa) is advocating more terrorist attacks on IRS offices. Does anyone know why Mr. King is not wearing an orange jumptsuit and in chains aboard a C-130 headed to Gitmo?

2 comments:

One Fly said...

His son actually said the correct thing in that those calling his father a hero were wrong. Good for him and too bad he couldn't talk some sense into his old man.

Also wonder if two tours in Nam had much to do with this.

BadTux said...

INACIYR (It's Not A Crime If You're Republican). That's why Rep. King (R-Asshole) isn't wearing orange.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin