Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

TSA- Tools Stupidly Acting?

The tools who "work" for the TSA managed to score another triumph. The TSA screeners at the Philadelphia Airport made the parents of a disabled four year old boy remove the child's leg braces and then required that the boy walk through the metal detector.

TSA, of course, blamed the parents for not immediately complaining to a supervisor so the officer in question could be "retrained".[1]

Feel safer yet?

[1] What should really bother cops is that the TSA calls its goons "officers".

6 comments:

deadstick said...

So the father said he's not going to sue...and the TSA wins again.

Anonymous said...

Good Gods. Yeah, in an alternate universe of Bush-Cheney Fear Flagellation, a couple would wire their kid to explode---so "swabbing for explosives" might be the right response. Sure. In MY universe, I'd have been tased for putting the removed leg brace up said TSA "officer's" ass.

Comrade Misfit said...

I can see why a cop might not want to be a party to a Section 1983 suit, but, yeah, I wish he would sue them.

Not that anything changes. I have a friend that is doing a monthly commute by air and he has the utmost contempt for the TSA.

SkinnyDennis said...

Just read the TSA to start random swabbing of hands to test for explosives. Guess we're lucky they're not swabbing our genitals.

Anonymous said...

Shhh...don't give them ideas; after all, that might have been closer to where the last guy stashed 'em!

Comrade Misfit said...

I wonder what happens if someone has been to a target range a day or so before a flight.