Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 25, 2008

MacGyver Cat

I was petting Jake last night.
When I was petting his head, he pulled back briefly, licked my palm three or four times, and then let me continue petting him. That cycle repeated about three times.

I first thought he was being affectionate, but then I realized what he was doing: Jake was using my hand to wash his head.

Smart cat.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heyyyy my kitten is named Jake.
I named him that after visiting the cemetery with my cousin Becky. Turns out her father's father was named Jake and I liked the sound of it.
What a coincidence, eh?

Anonymous said...

He is smart! When you pet our oldest cat Daisy, if she proceeds to lick you, prepare to be pseudo-bitten. She cleans the spot, puts her teeth to skin, then makes eye contact with you to see what you're going to do.

The only person she doesn't do this to is MathMan. She LOVES MathMan. She barely tolerates the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

Don't let him fool you into washing his junk for him.