Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, January 8, 2021

The Wheels Start Grinding

A West Virginia state lawmaker and a man pictured sitting at U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s desk are among those facing federal charges stemming from the siege on the U.S. Capitol by President Donald Trump’s supporters, federal prosecutors said on Friday.
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Ken Kohl, a prosecutor in the U.S. Attorney’s Office, told the news briefing that West Virginia Delegate Derrick Evans now faces criminal charges after he apparently “recorded himself storming the Capitol.”

Kohl said the department is also charging Richard Barnett of Arkansas in connection with his entering Speaker Pelosi’s office where he “left a note and he removed some of the speaker’s mail.”

They should have held off charging these clowns for two weeks, for it's probably a good bet that Trump will give pardons to those assholes.

Pm the civil side of the courthouse, Dominion Voting Systems is going to sue the pants off of Sidney Powell. Since that's a civil beef, Trump can't pardon her pathetic pasty ass.

4 comments:

Frank Wilhoit said...

The standard bet is USD0.05, but my nickel says Trump will not pardon them, because they have made him look bad. (If any of them are independent holders of kompromat, this calculation may be invalid.)

MarkS said...

Just a guess,but I suspect that the pardon pipeline will be somewhat bottlenecked by the source being somewhat distracted by self preservation. Also,too, that none of them can incriminate him for anything. Cui bono.

Snowdog said...

Eh doing it now is better. the career types at the DoJ realize if they had waited then the goons could frame themselves as being 'political prisoners' or something, that the only reason they were arrested was political retribution.

Doing it now, proves they were just criminal assholes.

Comrade Misfit said...

I was wrong about the pardons.