Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Stay Safe in Texas

Harvey is coming.


(Teabaggers complaining how the Federal government isn't helping them in 3...2...1....)

6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

The first of the light jets headed north this morning. Several Citations from various small east Texas airports. Some heading for ICT to get some work done, another for a NYC weekend. We're expecting a lot more turboprops, light and biz jets heading north throughout the day, but not too many small props.

Ten Bears said...

Right about that last little purple spot is the commune for retired German Baptist missionaries where mother lives. In a trailer. (sigh)

CenterPuke88 said...

Thomas, that's got 16" of rain forecast over the next few days, I certainly hope she (and everyone else there) moves for a bit.

CenterPuke88 said...

Upped to a possible Cat 3 on landing, and now up to 30" of rain. Please say she's getting out, Thomas.

Ten Bears said...

This isn't her first rodeo, thank you none-the-less. They have a pretty impressive "storm shelter" where she will weather the worst of it. It's actually a pretty sophisticated place, for a religious commune 😎

Ten Bears said...

The storm made landfall south of her, and lost a great of its hurricane force quite rapidly. It's raining like hell but they are otherwise "shipshape". The headline on her blog right now is "Where's Harvey?" Thank you all again.