Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Boy Scouts Accuse Trump of Lying

Trump claims that the head of the Boy Scouts called him to say that his speech was the greatest one ever made to the Scouts.

The Boy Scouts are tacitly saying that Trump is lying.

Pro tip: Assume that every word that Donald Trump says is a lie, including the words "me", "I", and "Ivanka", until proven otherwise.

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