The Fragility of President* Trump

Of all of the batshit-unhinged things he said at his press conference last Tuesday, this was one of the most nuts:

And honestly, if the press were not fake, and if it was honest, the press would have said what I said was very nice.

So what it comes down to is that Trump was suffering butthurt, because the commentators weren't lauding his statement that didn't outright condemn Nazis?

Well, I guess that should have been expected, given Trump's decades-long butthurt over the "short-fingered vulgarian" insult.

Or, more succinctly: