Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Muwhahaha- Fly the Fiendish Skies

I'll bet that the airline industry is going to despise this show:


I'm guessing this will be "ten shows and out" series, because I don't know how much humor can be mined from an immoral pilot, a slutty flight attendant and a bunch of drunken and surly passengers.

But we shall see. After all, I thought Brooklyn 99 was meh and it's going into its fifth season.

(For new readers, this is how it works: If I like a show, it's probably going to be canceled. If I don't like a show, it's probably going to be a hit.)

1 comment:

Paul W said...

sex in the airplane bathroom? don't they realize that's where the germs are?!

/cries