Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Muwhahaha- Fly the Fiendish Skies

I'll bet that the airline industry is going to despise this show:


I'm guessing this will be "ten shows and out" series, because I don't know how much humor can be mined from an immoral pilot, a slutty flight attendant and a bunch of drunken and surly passengers.

But we shall see. After all, I thought Brooklyn 99 was meh and it's going into its fifth season.

(For new readers, this is how it works: If I like a show, it's probably going to be canceled. If I don't like a show, it's probably going to be a hit.)

1 comment:

Paul W said...

sex in the airplane bathroom? don't they realize that's where the germs are?!

/cries