Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, March 28, 2013

OK, Mr. President, Let's Take This a Couple of Steps Further.

What he said:
If you think that checking someone’s criminal record before he can check out a gun show is common sense, you've got to make yourself heard.
What the fuck? He wants a background check run for everyone who is attending a gun show? Not just anyone who wants to buy a freaking gun, but everyone who wants to walk through the door?

So let's take this a step further, shall we? Let's start checking the licenses of everyone who walks into a supermarket, because they sell beer, wine and cigarettes there.

Let's check the driver's license of everyone who walks into a store where auto parts are sold. After all, if you can't legally drive a car, wuffo you need to buy any parts?

Nobody under 21 should be allowed into a restaurant that has a liquor license.

I've not bought a gun at a gun show. Most of them, I buy nothing. At a couple, I've bought ammunition and at a couple others, accessories. Bought a pair of sunglasses at one of them. For that I should get a background check at the frakking door?

Light up the phones to your congressmen and senators, people. This is bullshit. He wants the people's voices to be heard? Fine, let's let them hear our voices.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Megthered said...

Every time this guy opens his mouth, more people see what an idiot he is. He's been the bedt gun salesman eveh!

Constitutional Insurgent said...

He quite adequately illustrates the asininity of his crusade.