Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Storm the Capitol to Do Good Deeds." -- not James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Gun Shop Primer

Good video and accurate, as far as it goes. He has left out one type: The Sexist Pig.

If a woman walks into a gun store, she will be invisible to the S.P. unless she flags him down like a taxicab. When she finally gets his attention, the S.P. will immediately try to sell her an airweight J-Frame .38 as "the perfect gun for a lil' lady like yerself." If a woman walks in with her husband or a male friend, the S.P. will insist on talking to him about what is the best gun for her, even long after it becomes obvious that she has her own money and has her own thoughts on what she wants to buy.


1 comment:

Phil said...

Just like a car salesman too.