Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Cable News Idiots

I opened my newspaper this morning and saw this cartoon:

(Click to emgigginate)
(It came from here)
Video here

And then Jon Stewart pointed out how all of the cable news idiots* focused on President Obama's science-fiction flub and completely ignored Speaker Boehner's outright lie.


Stewart has it right. Speaker Boehner should be immediately removed for utter incompetence. But he won't, because his Republican base is incapable of distinguishing between Constitutionally-mandated government functions and crime.

Because they are ideological idiots.
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* Admittedly, "cable news idiots" is a tad redundant.
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2 comments:

Sarah said...

CNN - the Cringeworthy news network. To be generous, it was a egregiously stupid seque from a winter storm "global warming" reference to an asteroid story. Not making excuses for a talking airhead, but I wonder if they hear what they're saying sometimes.

Stewart hit the bullseye on this story. StarWars/StarTrek = not news. Blatant lies on Sunday talk shows = should be news.

*Stewart, not Steward. Usually I spell his first name wrong.

3/05/2013 9:39 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Fixed, thanks!

3/05/2013 9:50 AM

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