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Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Cable News Idiots

I opened my newspaper this morning and saw this cartoon:

(Click to emgigginate)
(It came from here)
Video here

And then Jon Stewart pointed out how all of the cable news idiots* focused on President Obama's science-fiction flub and completely ignored Speaker Boehner's outright lie.


Stewart has it right. Speaker Boehner should be immediately removed for utter incompetence. But he won't, because his Republican base is incapable of distinguishing between Constitutionally-mandated government functions and crime.

Because they are ideological idiots.
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* Admittedly, "cable news idiots" is a tad redundant.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

CNN - the Cringeworthy news network. To be generous, it was a egregiously stupid seque from a winter storm "global warming" reference to an asteroid story. Not making excuses for a talking airhead, but I wonder if they hear what they're saying sometimes.

Stewart hit the bullseye on this story. StarWars/StarTrek = not news. Blatant lies on Sunday talk shows = should be news.

*Stewart, not Steward. Usually I spell his first name wrong.

Comrade Misfit said...

Fixed, thanks!