Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight
to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Caturday, Night Edition

Why is it that, when a cat gives you the Paw in the middle of the night, that dainty little paw feels as though it's the size of a catcher's mitt, tipped with tenpenny nails?

1 comment:

Cujo359 said...

Because they instinctively know how to find the parts of your body that have the most nerve endings?