Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Storm the Capitol to Do Good Deeds." -- not James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Caturday, Night Edition

Why is it that, when a cat gives you the Paw in the middle of the night, that dainty little paw feels as though it's the size of a catcher's mitt, tipped with tenpenny nails?

1 comment:

Cujo359 said...

Because they instinctively know how to find the parts of your body that have the most nerve endings?