Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Caturday, Night Edition

Why is it that, when a cat gives you the Paw in the middle of the night, that dainty little paw feels as though it's the size of a catcher's mitt, tipped with tenpenny nails?

1 comment:

Cujo359 said...

Because they instinctively know how to find the parts of your body that have the most nerve endings?