Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Fun With Captions

It's probably no shock to readers of this blog that I am a huge fan of the show Justified on F/X. I'll record a show and then watch the bits that I like a few times.

In the episode "Outlaw", Wynn Duffy informs Boyd Crowder that a hitman has been sent by a mobster from Detroit:

"Theo's got a guy on the way down who has apparently killed more people than malaria."

So I'm watching it, the phone rings, and I hit the mute button instead of the pause button. And this caption popped up:

THEO'S GOT A GUY ON THE WAY DOWN WHO HAS APPARENTLY KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN MARIA.

I'm imagining a few thousand deaf folks reading that and wondering who the fuck this Maria is and how many people has she killed.

This Maria?

Or this one?

2 comments:

w3ski said...: Cute. My dogs name is Maria and sometimes when I am calling her I think of this song but couldn't remember the words.
"They call the dog Maria"
w3ski; 3/02/2013 6:41 PM
LRod said...: They'll probably think "Typhoid Maria"..

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired; 3/02/2013 8:16 PM