Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Caturday, or "Why Does My Laptop Keep Overheating" Edition

Probably because the heat sink is clogged.


Totally worth it.

Posted by on or about 07:57
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3 comments:

Old NFO said...

That is a LOT of hair to vacuum out... :-D

3/09/2013 10:08 AM
w3ski said...

What is it about cats and computers. My oldest girl sleeps on the table so I expect some jealousy over the keyboard.
It's just that whenever any of the other cats jump up, the first thing they do is walk on my keyboard. Why is this such a thing to them?
w3ski

3/09/2013 11:41 AM
BadTux said...

Ah, cat hair, the bane of computer owners everywhere. From time to time I must clean the crusted cat hair off the intake vents to my computer (which is a large server thingy with howling fans). Regarding keyboards, I fastened a slide-out keyboard tray underneath my computer desk. I slide it in when I'm not actively typing. I still end up replacing computer keyboards at least once a year because so much cat hair gets into it despite attempts to vacuum/blow it out that keys quit working or start sticking.

As for why cats appear fascinated by computers, I think it's because they're jealous that we give the computer attention that they believe should be theirs. Our task is to worship them, which means giving them our undivided attention at all times. Well, at all times of their choosing. Otherwise it's a case of, "meet Mr. Paw." Heh.

3/10/2013 3:19 AM

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