Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 6, 2012

Conspiracy Theory Rock

This was supposedly scrubbed from SNL after it first aired.



(H/T)

The Internet offers a remedy, at least for those who are inclined to use it: There is a wide variety of news sources available. If someone is swallowing the pablum of our arguably corporatist media, they now have only themselves to blame. The days of when most people's news sources were limed to the three networks and the local bird-cage liner are long gone.

3 comments:

The New York Crank said...

I agree with what you say. But alas, we have about ten minutes until the corporations take over the Internet and make most of us close down.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Lotus said...

As long as I have the opening presented by the mention of various non-corporate news sources, I'm going to media-whore myself to mention my weekly local access cable tv show, "Left Side of the Aisle," is now available on YouTube. Just do a search on the title.

OldRetiredDude said...

I like BBC world news as well as NPR, but if enough people don't wake up and vote out the Republicans we may not have many options left.