Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, January 26, 2012

License to Kill Beavers, Issued by the Government of the United Nations, No Doubt

One idiot must have been channeling "Caddyshack", when he attempted to construct a bomb out of gunpowder in order to blow up a beaver dam.
Spafford, N.Y. -- A Spafford man who wanted to remove a beaver dam ended up with a severely injured hand and criminal charges from an improvised explosive device, Onondaga County Sheriff’s deputies said.

Justin Clark 22, of 353 Cold Brook Road, was charged Wednesday with third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, second-degree criminal possession of marijuana, first-degree reckless endangerment, all felonies; unlawfully growing cannabis, a misdemeanor; and unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation.
There's a serious Federal charge in there of building a destructive device if they feel like going after him.

And if this moron were a Muslim, it'd be all over Fox News.

1 comment:

XR650L_Dave said...

He should have sicced the Cardiff Giant on the pesky critters...

It's always funny to see local news on some random place on the web.