Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Caturday; Now I See Why Edition

All three cats were lying on the couch, with George and Gracie sharing the heated pad.

With two of those pads, it occurred to me to wonder why the other one wasn't in use. Upon closer inspection, the reason was obvious:

So off to the wash it goes. The heating element itself is wrapped in a towel, so it can still be used.

UPDATE: Within two minutes of the pad being washed, dried, the heating element reinstalled and the bed being put back in place:

3 comments:

Unknown said...: Fastidious little cusses, aren't they?; 1/28/2012 6:24 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: They can be, but who would walk to sleep on a mess of dried-up barf?; 1/28/2012 6:28 AM
wolfbitch said...: And of course not a one of them will admit to having placed the barf to begin with!; 1/29/2012 2:25 AM