Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 29, 2012

NRA... Really?

It is the time of the year when the National Rifle Association distributes ballots for choosing its new slate of directors. Almost everyone is deeply involved in gun issues, whether as a 2nd Amendment advocate or a manufacturer or a shooting instructor, or a hunter, or something like that.

Except one guy, whose connection to firearms issues seems rather tangential: Some clown named Mr. Grover G. Norquist of Washington, D.C. Other than being an unelected one-man no-tax goon squad, there is little indication that ol' Grover has ever held a firearm in his fat, pasty mitts.

Wassamatta, NRA, you couldn't talk either the Blubbering Fascist or Snowflake Snookie into being on the board?

5 comments:

montag said...

Looks like the NRA is coming out of the closet and going openly political.

Unknown said...

I've been a shooter & gun owner for over 40 years. I grew up in Texas, fergawdsake. But for the last 20 years or so the NRA has gone so far off the deep end that I'll pay the non-NRA member extra fee at the range rather than give them my money or support.

Comrade Misfit said...

On the other side of the coin, once one ignores all of the political ravings, it doesn't take a hell of a lot of time to read the American Rifleman.

Nangleator said...

They must be so broken-hearted that they don't actually have an enemy in the democratic president. The president has done nothing about guns except *remove* one gun law, so they had to go after him on the basis of that.

Will this proceed to the point where the NRA is demanding restrictions and bans on guns?

w3ski said...

Yea,before charlie they were just there. Charley Heston was ok, but Wayne was too obviously a "John Bircher" and I grew up seeing those people as 'Bad'. Couldn't give them my money anymore.
Worse now I guess. I do miss the gun smithing stories tho.
They had me do a Ruger Double action trigger job that left me thinking I'd might be worth a shit at smithing.
w3ski