Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Texans Say: "Thank the Lord for Oklahoma"

An Oklahoma legislator is introducing a bill to outlaw the use of human stem cells in food products.

So, in Oklahoma, if Soylent Green is made out of people, that would be OK, as long as it is not made out of fetuses.

Nice to know that those good Sooners have solved every other problem in their state, so that they can devote their time to this significant issue.

4 comments:

offlogic said...

It's not Soylent Green, it's Soylent Stupid.
This state sen is from the same area that keeps sending Sally Kern to the state house.
I'm an Okie, and I'm sick of these ass-clowns making the rest of us look bad.

Mule Breath said...

Thank dog for Oklahoma, yes, but also thanks for Arizona, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Indiana, Wisconsin...

You get the picture.

montag said...

So it is true that if a Texas Aggie moved to Oklahoma it would raise the collective IQ of both states.

OldRetiredDude said...

When I lived in OK for a couple of years I could not believe the political adds played there by politicians running for office. They were all the same, harping on faith, god and family values. Period. Those are the only issues that are important to the voters, apparently. Never saw so many churches in my life. Yet with all the talk about the sanctity of marriage and all those Baptists, they lead the nation in divorce. Go figure.