Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
It's not Soylent Green, it's Soylent Stupid.
This state sen is from the same area that keeps sending Sally Kern to the state house.
I'm an Okie, and I'm sick of these ass-clowns making the rest of us look bad.
Thank dog for Oklahoma, yes, but also thanks for Arizona, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Indiana, Wisconsin...
You get the picture.
So it is true that if a Texas Aggie moved to Oklahoma it would raise the collective IQ of both states.
When I lived in OK for a couple of years I could not believe the political adds played there by politicians running for office. They were all the same, harping on faith, god and family values. Period. Those are the only issues that are important to the voters, apparently. Never saw so many churches in my life. Yet with all the talk about the sanctity of marriage and all those Baptists, they lead the nation in divorce. Go figure.
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