Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Better Buy Guns From Remington While You Still Can

For they've installed Robert Nardelli as CEO.

Nardelli's done things such as running Chrysler into bankruptcy and damn near sinking Home Depot and leaving with a golden parachute valued at over $200 million, just as the Great Recession was gathering steam.

So you can draw your own conclusions of the wisdom of Remington hiring Nardelli.

2 comments:

D. said...

Obviously, the company wants to go into bankruptcy.

Twisted are the minds of boards of directors.

Nangleator said...

Go into bankruptcy, export that capability of manufacturing, and dispense with all the monetary value of the present company.

I'm sure the board is already keying up to start calling their future-former employees lazy parasites for being out of work.