Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Herd Thins

Rick Perry is telling supporters that he will drop his bid Thursday for the Republican presidential nomination, two sources familiar with his plans told CNN.
Well, I am going to miss the fun of having The Most Uninformed Politician Since Palin out there on the campaign trail. Perry is another one of the "the Lord told me to run" crowd; either Perry had a defective receiver or this is a good indication that the Almighty has a sense of humor.

Dubya was, at least in `00, a likeable boob who had people in the shadows doing his dirty work. What his goons did to McCain was beyond reprehensible. Of the things I sort of admired about McCain, one was that he was eventually able to work with Chimpy. If I were in that position, I would have held a grudge a mile wide and a thousand feet deep.

Perry came across as being dumber than Bush and about as half as personable.

Romney lacks personality to the point of being robotic. Unlike his dad, Romney comes across as the kind of guy who would eagerly shiv your grandmother if he could make a nickel out of the deal.

1 comment:

OldRetiredDude said...

It seems the Lord is quite a jokester telling all these politicians to run and then pulling the rug out from under them, to say nothing of Tim Tebow. This sort of reminds me of the three stooges the way this election is going, now Texas will be forced to take back their "Favorite Son".