Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
And the baby implanted by the rapist is a gift from God.
Funny, I thought it was the sperm from the rapist that did it. At least, that's what they taught us in biology class (minus the rape part of course). But maybe Frothy has a different biology book than the rest of us. Or maybe his God is a rapist. Huh.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Or maybe his God is a rapist.
Maybe. Frothy's bible may have Jesus as the child from a forcible rape. And it could also have Zombie Jesus walking around and biting people for 40 days.
Frothy is just tryin to be a good country gentleman. After all babies is good and barefoot in the kitchen is good.
Now where my switch so I can beat some sense into that boy.
A man like that could sent the whole country back 100 years.
Eck!
Is it just me or do all these Christan Conservatives who claim to be "good Christians" end up being the ones who say the most horrible thing imaginable? I mean if you believe in Jesus do you really think he'd be a republican or a Liberal Socialist who only wants to help those less fortunate.
I swear, the candidates that are left running in the GasOilParty are from another planet! I'm almost starting to miss Trump! Just Kidding...
These people make me hate religion, but then I have always said that religion is for the weak minded.
Point made.
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