Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Caturday; Bed Wars Edition

Jake is normally a pretty easy-going cat. When Gracie horns in on wherever he is lying, he usually gives way. But not on the heated cat beds when it is winter. Gracie got on the bed with him and he was not giving way.



Gracie gave up and left him alone.


But Gracie and George seem to have no problem with sharing one of the beds.  Part of that is that Jake is a much larger cat.  The other part is that George and Gracie grew up together.  Even though when they were younger, they weren't as willing to share. 

1 comment:

lisahgolden said...

Oh no! The time-sharing arrangement failed.