Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Texans Say: "Thank the Lord for Oklahoma"

An Oklahoma legislator is introducing a bill to outlaw the use of human stem cells in food products.

So, in Oklahoma, if Soylent Green is made out of people, that would be OK, as long as it is not made out of fetuses.

Nice to know that those good Sooners have solved every other problem in their state, so that they can devote their time to this significant issue.

4 comments:

offlogic said...

It's not Soylent Green, it's Soylent Stupid.
This state sen is from the same area that keeps sending Sally Kern to the state house.
I'm an Okie, and I'm sick of these ass-clowns making the rest of us look bad.

Mule Breath said...

Thank dog for Oklahoma, yes, but also thanks for Arizona, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Indiana, Wisconsin...

You get the picture.

montag said...

So it is true that if a Texas Aggie moved to Oklahoma it would raise the collective IQ of both states.

OldRetiredDude said...

When I lived in OK for a couple of years I could not believe the political adds played there by politicians running for office. They were all the same, harping on faith, god and family values. Period. Those are the only issues that are important to the voters, apparently. Never saw so many churches in my life. Yet with all the talk about the sanctity of marriage and all those Baptists, they lead the nation in divorce. Go figure.