Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, January 1, 2012

It's 2012, So Where Is All of This Shit?

Orbiting space stations which generate their own synthetic gravity by rotation:


Colonies on the Moon:


Manhattan as a prison island:


Robots:


If this is the promised future, then I want a refund.

4 comments:

squiregeek said...

I'm still holding out for my personal jet-pack, though given the national obsession with gaining weight, moving sidewalks might be a better bet.

OldRetiredDude said...

Be careful what you ask for! ;-) Happy New Year!

w3ski said...

Hey, give the Chinese some time. They are working on the Space Station and Moon Bases already.
Besides 1984 life was a bit late, but now it's here. Try to be paitient. We have all kinds of Fail ahead.
w3ski

Spud said...

Because we are ruled by "The little house on the prairie" mentality.
TPTB want the population and control of that period. Science is evil ,don't you know....