Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, June 24, 2011

No More "Just One More Thing"

Peter Falk has died. He was 83.

His signature role was that of LAPD detective Lt. Columbo.

3 comments:

Tim said...

I loved that guy. Pocket full of miracles... " you want I kick her in the stomach".
Favorite recipe came from a Columbo show. It was Veal scalippini or however you spell it.

Stewart Dean said...

Or his cameo role in the Princess Bride...

Doug T. said...

I don't know if that was a cameo role. He narrated it.

There is also Wings of Desire where he played himself, in a most interesting way.

Oh, just one more thing. "My wife would love your autograph. Oh, I see that you are left handed." "No, I'm ambidextrous. I can write with either hand." "Isn't that interesting." Cut to ad. Cut back to the arrest.