Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Starting a War

Those who start wars or who think that a war is a good idea, should really pay attention to history.

Probably the best example is Napoleon's invasion of Russia.


You should click on it to see the full-size. It should be on the walls of all war planners. Napoleon's army invaded Russia on June 24, 1812. Less than two years later, Czar Alexander I and the Russian Army, part of the Sixth Coalition, marched through the streets of Paris.

History is replete with examples of nations which began what they thought would be splendid little wars, only to end out with their nations being bled out and often shattered. Little interventions can turn into wars that will sap one or both sides.

But I don't see the chickenhawk mentality ending anytime soon. And with the increasing robotization of combat, I suspect that things will only get worse.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

At some point, nations may realize the big profits (and the least risk) come from attacking their own populace. Sure, it's only for short-term gain, but that's all they can see, anyway.

Anonymous said...

That is a wonderful illustration, probably the best one, from Edward Tufte's great book The Visual Disply of Quantitative Information.

Stewart Dean said...

How about Afghanistan? For the past 3000 years any number of empires have gone with great fanfare. No one has won except Genghis Khan and the Sikhs (and them only temporarily by building skull pyramids). Most of those forays were massacred, sometimes to the man. One of the Brit forays had one survivor who was insane and that winter the wind blew British skulls down the Khyber Pass...
And that's what drives me batshit about our presence there and Obama's reup: What isn't clear about a 3000 year track record. The Afghanis have been fighting each other all that time; they unite only when an outsider comes in. Think of them as a nation of ragtag SEALs....

Chuck Pergiel said...

I am not sure we know what we are doing. Actually, scratch that, I am sure we do not know what we are doing. Survival of the fittest? Peace on earth? Death before dishonor? Sometimes I think the whole point is just to raise more people so there are more people to kill. We are all just flailing.