Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Guest

I had a visitor over the weekend. The cats had varying reactions.

Gracie hid, either behind my bed or under the couch.

Jake apparently figured that a visitor meant two more hands to pet him, so he made the most of it.

George has the sniffles or a cold or allergies. In the past, he has not cottoned to this particular person. One time, when I had an apartment with two bathrooms, he would drop a turd each morning in guest bathroom. This time, he was mostly fine and wanted to be petted.

Except the first night: George jumped up onto the guest bed at 0300. He put his face right next to hers and then sneezed.

What we did: Shooting, flying and baking. It was a good time.

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