Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, June 24, 2011

A Chicken Named Beyoncé

I'd have come home with a buttload of towels, but this works (keyboard warning).
Posted by on or about 09:43
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4 comments:

Fixer said...

I don't give a shit what the Mrs. gets as long as:

1) She has a place to put it when she brings it home.

B) If I have to be involved for some technical aspect (wiring it up, building something to hold it, moving it regularly), I get refusal rights.

3) If she doesn't look at it in 2 years, I get to throw it away.

6/24/2011 10:14 AM
LRod said...

I saw this yesterday as my daughter posted a link to it on her Facebook page. Her cover said, "This is exactly the reason Jon gives me free reign to buy towels whenever I want."

I immediately posted to her wall, "Ack! 'free rein'" (she knows better), and she posted back: "Damn you auto correct" which refers to another website of hilarious "posts".

And yes, she is just the type who would bring Beyoncé home.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

6/24/2011 10:59 AM
Don Brown said...

-- Mine would tell me how much money she saved me too.

Don Brown

6/25/2011 8:49 AM
Anonymous said...

I know what you mean, Don. My wife is an avid believer in the "Go broke saving money" philosophy of discount shopping.

6/25/2011 11:23 AM

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